I just want to go hide in my room and cry all night. Is that too much to ask?
TOM BAKER CAME ONSCREEN AND MY DAD ALMOST FELL OUTBOF HIS CHAIR AND HE WAS SCREAMING “THATS MY DOCTOR, THATS HIM.” AND IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL
What’s funny is my mom did the same thing.
w ow i just realised that some of us will be alive for the 100th anniversary in 2063
If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are
a man types his facebook status.
"Women who participate in No Shave November will have to participate in No D December!"
fast forward days later. men everywhere get up to go to the bathroom. they pull down their pants, look down, and scream.
their penises have all vanished.
it is December 1.
No D December has begun.
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them